britneysbaldhead:

me arriving at the gates of hell

frankoceanfanclub:

me

Anonymous said: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

toynbees:

doesnt the G in Gif stand for graphics… thats a hard g… who looks at gif and thinks jiff… you hungry for peanut butter? go make a fucking sandwich, fuckboy

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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  1. How to break up with someone:Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying